you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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