Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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