Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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