So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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