Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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