I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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