go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I am naked and annoyed.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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