Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
