There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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