his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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