areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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