idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
where am i from again
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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