In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
