so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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