My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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