i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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