did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
