Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
