Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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