Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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