My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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