shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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