Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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