How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
handjob tips. give me some.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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