can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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