I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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