for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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