New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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