Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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