I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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