Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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