just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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