You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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