He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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