Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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