Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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