She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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