Dual....:-)
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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