Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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