mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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