I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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