I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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