its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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