the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Pants 0. Shit 1.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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