Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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