Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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