At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
only you would photoshop your dick
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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