just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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