she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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