Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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