I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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