Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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