I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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